Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Love Poems To Priest Spells

Oh yes, it's that time again. This time, the object of my affection is Binding Heal.

Oh, Binding Heal
You always know how I feel
When I'm not hurt
You remain inert
Because your mana efficiency is just so poor.

However, when I'm in trouble
And unable to simply bubble
You provide me the link
Without being a mana sink
To keep me alive without my assignment hitting the floor.

My love, you are heaven sent
When adds attack with murderous intent
I can cast you with impunity
Before the tank has full threat, you see
You are such a paragon of virtue, you refuse to be an aggro whore.

For all these reasons and more
Binding Heal, you I adore.