Love Poems To Priest Spells

Oh yes, it's that time again. This time, the object of my affection is Binding Heal.

Oh, Binding Heal
You always know how I feel
When I'm not hurt
You remain inert
Because your mana efficiency is just so poor.

However, when I'm in trouble
And unable to simply bubble
You provide me the link
Without being a mana sink
To keep me alive without my assignment hitting the floor.

My love, you are heaven sent
When adds attack with murderous intent
I can cast you with impunity
Before the tank has full threat, you see
You are such a paragon of virtue, you refuse to be an aggro whore.

For all these reasons and more
Binding Heal, you I adore.

Ode To Prayer Of Mending

Ping! You are an emissary of holy power
I summon you, my heal on golden wings
And you do strong work in my name
(Just check the healing meters in game.)

Ping! The rogue has just pulled aggro
But elsewhere the tank is dying in fire
You keep the rogue alive while I shield the tank
I don't know why we bother, to be frank.

Ping! This boss likes to visit agony
Upon each and every benighted soul
You flutter from player to player
I can imagine no harder working prayer.

Indeed in all my travels, in every exotic locale
You are my constant, golden companion
You are loyal, smart and efficient
My love for you was (GCD-capped) instant.

...Ping!